notwifi:

"why do you only show half your face in snapchats?!"

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gameangels:

Oh—it’s you. It’s been a long time. How have you been? I’ve been really busy being dead. You know, after you murdered me.

accioslothsplease:

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Travolta scoping out his next victim Becfjeslihct Cubiwoisdfch

follovved:

call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached

bejarj:

I’d like to have a word with you. The word is sex.

mindcontrolslave:

north is growing so fast

mindcontrolslave:

north is growing so fast